Big Balloons Party Room ~ RAW + UNCUT

*** "Eye Like BIG BALLOONS" *** [Peppy House / EDM instrumental Intro, with epic rise and bass drop, like the kick-off of an Ibiza Beach Dance Party] **Verse 1** She walked in the room like a Macy’s parade, Everybody stared — and what blame could be laid? Two perfect globes... that be defyin’ gravity, I swear saw those things... starin’ back at me! Oooh-aaah-oh! Helium dreams... [Winking at the listener, and giving a whispered aside] "She filled out her sweater so well, I almost creamed my jeans!" I Said, “Damn, Girl! You lift me up to the stratosphere!” She winked and teased, (“Girl, you're just full of hot air.”) --- ### **Chorus 1** Eye like Big Balloons! Eye like Big Balloons! If You like Big Balloons… We’ll be good “Friends” real soon! (Yeah, girl, floatin’ higher than the moon!) Eye like Big, Big, Big, Big, Big, Big Ballooooons!!! [Instrumental Break] ### **Verse 2** She said, (“Handle with care, and don’t make me pop,) I said, “Baby, once I start, you know I just can’t stop.” “They’re gonna blow up real big,” I grin, (and try to hide the drool dripping down my chin) (Slide whistle sound] (Boom, boom, boom!) We were pumpin’ ego into overtime, Feelin’ latex love in a carnival rhyme. --- ### **Chorus 2** Ooh, yeah, baby! Eye like Big Balloons! They shimmer, shimmy, shake! And make weak-hearted men all swoon! Over-inflated, under-rated, Gravity-defyin’ tunes! If you like Big Balloons… Baby, pop that 'tude... — "Ba-booooom!" [Dancey instrumental break] ### **Bridge (Breakdown)** Pop, pop, pop — You know I can’t stop! Watch that ego go... Going way over the top! She said, “Boy, you’re blowin’ smoke again,” I said, “Nah, giiirl! I’m just breathin’ you in!” [Horn riff] (“Honk if you’re inflated!”) [Funky Instrumental Break] ### **[Final Chorus - (Ridiculously catchy Earworm] Eye like Big Balloons! (Yeah yeah yeah!) Eye like Big Balloons! (Woo-hoo!) If you like Big Balloons… We’ll be floatin’ soon — kaboom! Pop goes the Love, pop goes the Tune, Eye, Eye, Eye, Eye, Eye like Big Ballooooons! --- ### **Outro [Ad-lib Fade]** “Some say I’m full o’ hot air…” (Well baby, so are you!) “Let’s rise up together — till one of us goes Boom!” [Balloon deflating Sound Effect, fading out as if it's flying away from the listener] 🎈💋 (Psshhhhhhhhhh) [Epic EDM / House instrumental OUTRO, with the live outdoor crowd cheering, hooting, and hollering]