[Verse] I was out in Nashville with my buddy from back home A few of his friends and a few of my own We was havin' a good time Talkin' 'bout the old times Then he gave me a tap on my shoulder and he said "Man We gotta get out of here quick 'Cause somethin' ain't feelin' right" [Chorus] He said "Remember when we was ten years old? We used to sneak in there and steal his cigarettes You never told a soul You took it to the grave And this is one of those" He said "Man Don't ask Just get up and go And whatever you do Don't tell a soul I think I just sharted But I did it so silent That nobody else in here knows" [Verse 2] Now we're back at his house And his wife ain't impressed He's takin' a shower and she sayin' he's a mess And I was tryin' not to laugh Then she went and said somethin' that made me just crack She said "I told him not to have the jalapeño poppers He knows how it messes with his stomach Now he made a damn fool of himself And everybody knows" [Chorus] I said "Remember when we was ten years old? We used to sneak in there and steal his cigarettes And you never told a soul You took it to the grave And this is one of those" And he said "Man Don't ask Just get up and go And whatever you do Don't tell a soul I think I just sharted But I did it so silent That nobody else in here knows" [Bridge] So next time you hear that in public You can smile and give 'em a wink 'Cause the guy that you think is a genius He's a little dumber than you think And the guy that you think is so cool He don't care 'bout what you think And the guy that you think is so nice He can really be a big jerk And the guy that you think is so handsome He just sharted in public [Chorus] So don't ask Just get up and go And whatever you do Don't tell a soul I think I just sharted But I did it so silent That nobody else in here knows Don't ask Just get up and go And whatever you do Don't tell a soul I think I just sharted But I did it so silent That nobody else in here knows
