Einstein, Newton, Kepler too, Their math makes love seem overdue. Without their charts we’d still be lost, Just floating hearts with paths uncrossed. They proved that motion rules the skies, But every orbit hides surprise. Except the ones we oversimplify, Parabolic nuance, thank you... Still dividing by pi. Spin this world and let it roll, Chart the heart as if it’s whole, Map the arc through space and time, Trace the curve of love’s design. Add your constants, check the math, Plot the future, laugh at wrath, Every theorem points to you, The universe expands for two. Acceleration’s sweet, my dear, It’s equal to the force we fear. So when you pull me close tonight, That’s gravity, not beer! Science of attraction, crystal clear. The apple falls, the heart does too. It’s friction keeping me near you. Entropy is rising fast, So fuse before this moment’s past. Potential, kinetic, romantic, magnetic, Every reaction’s thermodynamic! They say my vectors point astray, A tangent field’s more fun that way! They claim our orbit’s gone chaotic, We call that state quasi-periodic. They fear our graph will not converge, We love it when the limits surge! Spin this world and let it roll, Plot the heart and lose control, Solve the proof of your design, Let the constants misalign. Equal, opposite, precise, We violate the laws of nice, Every constant bends anew, The cosmos curves for me and you. If the universe is flat, Then why does your smile warp my geometry? My vector’s lost, my field askew, At least we’ve found potential V. Momentum’s high, inertia’s low, Our love’s the one that’s hard to slow. Elastic hearts collide, rebound, Conservation all around! Spin this world and let it roll, Chart the heart as if it’s whole, Hold me, orbit, don’t decay, Our half-life starts tonight, okay? Keep the constants near and true, I’m happily accelerating into you! From Galileo’s midnight tune, When all equations break too soon, No friction strong enough to shake it, You will fly me to the moon. [Words, Production, and Direction by Noizgenie.] [Cover Art Direction by Noizgenie. © 2025 Noizgenie.]
