**Verse 1** I caught a dragon surfing laser rain, Playing poker with a hypercube train. A goblin sold me gravity in jars, Said, "Drink this quick—you'll hiccup stars." Captain Cosmic rode a dinosaur, Kicked down the fifth-dimensional door. A wizard dueled a robot squid, The moon applauded... nobody hid. **Pre-Chorus** Spin the universe backward! Throw tomorrow in a sack! If reality gets cranky— Just quantum tunnel through the crack! **CHORUS** *(Huge. Crowd shouting.)* HEY! We're riding cosmic kangaroos! Swinging lightsabers in rocket boots! Superheroes juggling neutron suns, Laughing while the timeline comes undone! HEY! Cast a spell! Break the speed of light! Dance with black holes every Friday night! Nothing here was meant to make sense— That's the point of the multiverse! **Verse 2** A pirate stole Schrödinger's cat, It was alive... then not... imagine that. Thor arm-wrestled Bigfoot's clone, While Cthulhu practiced saxophone. The quantum squirrels formed a band, Playing power chords with extra hands. Mermaids raced on hover bikes, Eating stardust cinnamon spikes. **Bridge** *(Half-time. Heavy riff.)* Every atom tells a joke... Every galaxy wears a cape... Every heartbeat bends the code... Every dream escapes the shape... Roll the dice— Infinity! Kick the laws— Of certainty! **FINAL CHORUS** *(Even bigger.)* HEY! We're surfing on a photon wave! Sword and sorcery never behave! Heroes punching holes in space, Leaving glitter on the fabric of the place! HEY! Quantum goblins! Dragons! Steel! Nothing here is actually real! If existence starts acting strange— Turn it up... AND MOSH ACROSS THE SPACE-TIME RANGE! **Outro** The wizard winked. The robot grinned. The universe... Respawned again. *BOOM.* "See you in the next dimension."
