Wormhole Patrol

[Verse 1] Lights flash red, sirens howl Another lost soul driftin’ in the dark somehow Did ya come lookin’ for riches? Did ya come for the fight? Well, buddy, you just crossed the wrong line tonight! [Pre-Chorus] "Attention, pilot! You’re in restricted air!" "This here wormhole ain't no billionaire's fair!" "We don't take kindly to thieves in the black—" "Turn that ship ‘round ‘fore you can't turn back!" [Chorus] We ride the storm, we ride the tide! Wormhole guardians side by side! Keep your greed outta sacred space, Or feel the wrath of the W.H.P.D. chase! [Verse 2] You think you're clever, slippin' past? Well, we see your cloak, and it won’t last! We got a lock, we got the guns— And we ain’t afraid to light you up, son! [Bridge] (Guitar solo—pure Springsteen power, keys swell, the Boss himself nods approvingly somewhere in the void...) (Megaphone crackles again...) "Last chance, dirtbag, to set it right!" "Your ship ain't faster than the speed of light!" "This ain't null, this ain't low, it's home!" "And we don’t leave our people alone!" [Final Chorus] We ride the storm, we ride the tide! Wormhole guardians side by side! No empire, no king, no corporate chain! Just the call of the void and the freedom flame! [Outro] So if you wander where you shouldn’t go... And you hear that megaphone start to blow... Better turn and run, best flee the scene... Or face the wrath of the W.H.P.D.! (Harmonica wails, drums crash, the sound of a warp scrambler kicks in... fade to black.)