Cha-Cha-Cha

DIARRHEA CHA-CHA-CHA woke up feeling dangerous Had coffee and some pot A breakfast burrito Maybe I should not? There was a rumble Like thunder from afar I took one step toward the bathroom But I did not get far CHORUS Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Everybody move aside It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Clench it left! Clench it right! We’re gonna dance all night! I trusted a fart once foolish thing to do… I thought we were buddies I thought wrestling was true Never trust a fart after 30 That’s what my grandpa said And now I’m doing laundry I didn’t listen CHORUS Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Everybody move aside It’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea! Cha-cha-cha! Clench it left! Clench it right! We’re gonna dance all night! BRIDGE Doctor said, “fiber.” I said, “I disagree.” Why’d you bring Those ruined pants to me? I said— BREAKDOWN …diarrhea. cha-cha-cha. …diarrhea. cha-cha-cha. BIG STUPID FINAL CHORUS DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! Grab your partner! Hold on tight! DO NOT trust your ass tonight! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! One! Two! Three! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! DIARRHEA! CHA-CHA-CHA! CHA! CHA! …oh, fuck. CHA!