Dude Watching Ants and a Fox Sh*t

[Intro] [Verse 1] There’s a man on a stump with a rifle in hand, Came to the woods with a master plan. But now he’s frozen, stuck in a stare, At a fox and some ants in a battle out there. [Pre-Chorus] He shakes his head, lets out a sigh, "How did this become my life?" [Chorus] Oh, there’s a dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit, Caught in a scene he can’t quite quit. Critters in chaos, the wild gone mad, And he’s sittin’ there thinkin’ ‘bout choices he’s had. Dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit—ain’t that sad? [Verse 2] The ants are risin’, takin’ control, The fox looks trapped, after dumpin his load. The hunter leans in, scribblin’ notes, Lost in the absurd, forgettin’ his scope. [Pre-Chorus] This ain’t the hunt he had in his mind, Now he’s searchin’ for the meaning behind. [Chorus] Oh, there’s a dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit, Like he’s tuned into some cosmic skit. The forest has stories, and he’s stuck in one, Analyzin’ his life while the ants have fun. Dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit—what’s he done? [Bridge] Some say the woods bring wisdom and peace, But this guy’s found madness that just won’t cease. He came for a buck, but he found a tale, Of a fox in defeat and ants that prevail. [Interlude] [Chorus] Oh, there’s a dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit, If he had his bong he'd be takin a hit. Critters are teachers, in their own way, And he’s learnin’ lessons he can’t convey. Dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit—what a day. [Outro]] So the man packs up, his hunt forgot, Leaves the forest with a mind full of thought. Next time he’s out, he’ll remember this bit, Of the dude watchin’ ants and a fox shit.