Saving Energy For the Universe

Oh yeah... Just turning down my brightness... Saving the planet... from my couch. My friends are making millions, climbing up the corporate ladder They think that working eighty hours makes their wallets fatter But I see the bigger picture from this horizontal view Why waste your life on labor when there's nothing you should do? It’s not called being lazy, that's a primitive attack It’s a highly sophisticated, eco-friendly stand-by track I’m like an expensive iPad left untouched upon the sheet Perfecting the fine art of doing absolutely zip-all week If they paid me for doing nothing, just staring at the wall I’d be the undisputed king, the richest of them all Yeah, if breathing on a sofa was a taxable grand prize I’d be the wealthiest lazycian under God's green skies Move over, Mr. Rocket Man, step down from your high throne There’s a new supreme tycoon who hasn't left his comfort zone I’d be richer than that special guy who's desperate for attention The one who bought a bird app just to feed his own dimension The master of the cyber-truck, the emperor of Mars Who works a hundred hours just to sleep among the stars Poor Elon looks so tired, always tweeting through the night While I achieve pure nirvana without a single fight I’d be so filthy rich from all this masterclass delay That I’d send a little welfare package down Texas way Yes, I’d buy a shiny trailer, the most luxurious in the land And ship it straight to Boca Chica, dropped right in the sand A cozy little home for him, so he can finally rest his head And learn the cosmic benefits of staying in your bed Stop building giant rockets, man, you're trying way too hard True greatness is a human fully charging in the yard Hey Elon, take a memo from my existential lounge: You don't need another factory, you just need to scrounge Delete your X account today, put down that boring phone Turn off the Neuralink and leave the autopilot alone The universe is doing fine without your heavy lifting Just take an edible, my guy, and feel your consciousness shifting You're trying to escape Earth, but you've missed the greatest part: The couch is the original and cheapest rocket kart If they paid me for doing nothing, just staring at the wall I’d be the undisputed king, the richest of them all Yeah, if breathing on a sofa was a taxable grand prize I’d be the wealthiest lazycian under God's green skies Move over, Mr. Rocket Man, step down from your high throne There’s a new supreme tycoon who hasn't left his comfort zone But alas... the world is blind to my galactic, lazy grace They don't write checks for lying down in one specific place So until the system wakes up and rewards my holy creed... I’ll just sit right here, doing a heroic deed No paycheck, no stock options, no fancy space-bound key Just saving energy for the universe... completely, totally free.