WHO CAUGHT WHO?

🐾🎮 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐂𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐖𝐇𝐎? 🎮🐾 WILD KITTY appeared! TRAINER used: pspspspsps KITTY used: Ignore It’s super effective. [Intro] 🐾 Pspspspsps 👂 I heard you 🐾 Pspspspsps 👀 Still here 🐱 Here, kitty, kitty 📍 Right here 🙄 Yeah, I heard you. 🚫 I was ignoring you. KITTY noticed TRAINER. Approach? YES ▶ NO [Verse 1] 🍬 Saw you crouched down, treats in your hand 🐱 Calling “kitty kitty” like you had a plan 👑 Little wild kitty with my tail held high 👀 One step closer, I give you side-eye ⬅️ Took one step closer, I took two back 📋 Had to make sure you knew how to act 🎮 Wild encounter, better save your game 🏷️ Treats in your pocket, tag with my name 🔴 You brought a Pokéball, cute little try 🐈 I gave one tail flick, walked right by 🔴 You brought the ball 💥 I broke right out ↩️ Put the Pokéball back ✅ Figured that part out 🐭 Toy mouse shaking, catnip on deck 💨 I let you get close, then dodged your attempt 🧸 Toy mouse, catnip, treats in either hand 🚫 Couldn’t catch a heart with a Master Ball 🩷 Had to earn my love 🏆 That was the hardest catch of all 🐾 You thought I was wild, thought I needed caught 🧠 Whole damn time, I was testing what you brought KITTY HP: ██████████ TRAINER PRIDE: ███░░░░░░░ [Pre-Chorus] 🥺 Please 🥺 Please 🥺 Please 👀 Look who’s begging now 🐾 You go pspsps ✨ I use Baby-Doll Eyes 💥 Critical hit 📉 There goes your pride 🐱 One little purr ⬇️ And you’re sitting on the ground ⏳ You use Patience ⭐ Super effective 🐱 One little purr 🩷 Now we’re both affected [Chorus 1] ❔ Who caught who? ❔ Who caught who? 🔴 You brought the ball 📜 I brought the rules ❔ Who caught who? 👀 Look at you 🐱 One little purr 💀 Now you’re screwed 🚫 No Master Ball 🚫 No fancy move ❔ Who caught who? ❔ Who caught who? STATUS EFFECT: TRAINER is emotionally compromised. [Post-Chorus] 🐱 Here, kitty, kitty 📍 Right here 🐾 Kitty kitty, come near 🚫 Nah. 🐾 Kitty kitty, right here 🤔 Maybe. [Verse 2] 🌧️ Rain on my fur, mud on my feet 🏠 Saw your front porch, looked pretty sweet ⏰ Left for an hour, came back at two 🥣 Found that little bowl, knew it was you 🍽️ Ate every bite, disappeared again 👀 Gotta keep humans wondering where I’ve been 🪑 Next night sleeping underneath your chair 🙂 You woke up smiling, I pretended not to care 🛏️ Then came the blanket 🛏️ Then came the bed 👕 Then came your hoodie 😴 Underneath my head 📈 You thought friendship needed one more stat 🏠 Baby, I moved in three days back 💨 Used to bolt when you got close 👚 Now I’m sleeping in your clothes 🐾 Used to hiss and use my Scratch 🚪 Now I meet you at the welcome mat FRIENDSHIP: ████████░░ HOME STATUS: claimed. [Build] 🩷 Friendship high 🛡️ Defense low ❔ Which move’s next? 🎲 You never know 🩷 Friendship high 📉 Your defense gone 🥤 I knock your water off 😇 Nothing’s wrong 🗣️ You say “no” 😽 I blink real slow ⏰ Five minutes later 🤷 You let it go ✨ I use Charm ⭐ Super effective ⛔ You lose your turn 😐 I look unaffected 🐱 One head bump 🦷 Then one Bite ⚔️ Guess we wanna battle tonight ⚡ Nuzzle hits 📉 Your HP dives 💫 Paralyzed 🫀 Still alive 🧸 You bought six toys 📦 I chose the box 🏆 Congratulations 🔒 You’ve been caught [Chorus 2] ❔ Who caught who? ❔ Who caught who? 🐱 You came looking for a kitty 👁️ Now I’m looking back at you 🚫 No Pokéball attached 🔁 I still came back 🐾 You thought you caught the kitty 🩷 Look who caught you back 📈 Friendship maxed ❔ What you gonna do? ❔ Who caught who? ❔ Who caught who? FRIENDSHIP: ██████████ MAX [Breakdown] 🐾 Scratch. 🏃 Run. 🛏️ Hide underneath the bed for fun. 🦷 Bite. 🐱 Purr. 🐾 You use pspsps 🔁 I come back 🚪 You leave the door 🔁 I come back 🚫 No command 🚫 No attack 🌫️ I disappear 🔁 I come back [Bridge] 9️⃣ Nine lives 🛡️ You can guard them all 🚫 Never needed saving 🔴 Never needed that ball 🏠 I needed somewhere 🔁 I could leave and return 🧠 Someone smart enough 📚 To finally learn 🚫 Don’t grab 🚫 Don’t chase 🚪 Leave the door 🌬️ Give me space 🐾 You left room for me to wander back 🚫 No command could make me stay 🩷 Still I choose you every day 😼 Funny thing about 🪢 Trying to make me stay 🐈 I stayed when you stopped 🚧 Standing in my way [Bridge Lift] 🌫️ Used to disappear in the fog 📣 You were still calling ⬇️ Still falling ⏳ Waiting for me 🐾 Used to Scratch your reaching hand 🐱 Now I bump it when I can ☀️ Still might vanish half the day 🏠 Still come home the same damn way 🧠 Guess you finally learned the trick 🩷 Love works better than a critical hit 🚫 Some things can’t be caught ✨ They choose you CHOICE: TRAINER? ☑ FREEDOM? ☑ BOTH? ☑ [Final Chorus] 👀 Look who caught who 👀 Look who caught who 🩷 You tossed your heart like a Pokéball 🔁 I brought mine back to you 🚫 No Pokéball attached 🐾 I still came back 🏆 You thought I was your favorite catch 🩷 Look who caught you back 📈 Friendship maxed ✅ Nothing left to prove ✨ Some things can’t be caught 🩷 They choose you 🐱 I picked my human ❔ Who caught who? KITTY caught TRAINER! ✓ [Final Post-Chorus] 🐱 Kitty 📍 Right here 🐱 Kitty 📍 Right here 🎯 Gotta catch that kitty 🎯 Gotta catch that kitty 🩷 Look who caught me back 👤 Human, right here 🪑 Human, stay there 🙄 Fine. 🐾 I’m coming. [Outro] 🌫️ Even if I disappear in the fog 🚫 Even if I don’t wanna be caught 📣 You’re still calling ⬇️ Still falling ⏳ Waiting for me 📍 Here 🐱 Kitty 🐱 Kitty 📍 Right here 🐾 Pspspspsps 👂 I heard you 🙄 I heard you the first time. 🛑 You can stop now. 😑 Seriously. 🍬 Okay, one more treat. 🚫 Nobody caught me 🩷 I chose you. FINAL STATUS: KITTY: free. HUMAN: chosen. WHO CAUGHT WHO?: unresolved. 😼