Makin’ Bacon Song (sung to dogs while cooking ver2)

Why you shakin’? Yer not mistaken Quell your quakin’ no forsakin or play-kay-tin Im makin bacon Bacon for eatin’ bacon for feedin Slaverin f’n bacon chompin curs Let me assure ya furry freak outs Bacon to mouth hand to god If i got you got and just like you thought I got bacon makin in the pan spittin grease Dogs lost it beggin ‘please’ squealin’ Like theys being beat Poppin hips like theys epileptic, Squealin’ an sniffin Listenin’ tuh the sizzlin’ Imaginin’ me given them A slab a strip perhaps uh little bite Dag dogs step aside let me fry it Wooooooooo Fuh Woo wooo wooo Fuh Dogs Sheesh Geeze let me repeat Why you shakin’? Yer not mistaken Quell your quakin’ no forsakin or play-kate-in Im makin bacon carpe diem take some Now when i proffer up uh strip Mind my fingertips No snappin’, nippin’ or trippin im givin portions considerin each of you fues Claw clickin’ droolin’ doggy dudes So quit your shakin Yuh aint fersaken im makin bacon