[Verse 1] I ship Hu tao and Zhongli. Aetherpag takes it from me. I ship Furina and Neuvillette. But on that Aetherpag will bet. [Verse 2] I ship Kazuha and Ei. But Aetherpag steals it away. I even ship Sucrose and Albedo But Aetherpag makes sure my OP is deado. [Chorus] Aetherpag stop. Aetherpag stop. I wanna post shipslop I wanna post shipslop [Verse 4] I ship Al-hai-tham and Nilou Aetherpag got his eyes on her too I ship Mika and Noelle But with Aetherpag there's no way in hell. [Verse 5] I say Na-hi-da isn't for you. Aetherpag says it isn't true. You already know who I want with Tart-a-gila. But Aetherpag won't even give me Yo-i-miya. [Chorus] Aetherpag stop. Aetherpag stop. I wanna post shipslop I wanna post shipslop