[Intro] [Verse 1] Well, he lives in a trailer on a moon of Naboo Got a rusted-out speeder and a wookiee pal named Blue He’s got the midichlorians, or so he’s been told But he prefers PBR and a droid made of gold He don’t need no holocron to see what is true Just a hearty nay-trah gahl and a tasty Rancor stew [Chorus] He’s a Trailer Park Jedi, he's strong in the Force His wife took his lightsaber, in the divorce He don’t need no council, he don’t need no state He’s got the power of the mighty Duct Tape Just like the Force, it's got sides light and dark Binds galaxies together, when things fall apart [Verse 2] When the hyperdrive’s leakin’ and the R2 unit’s blown He don’t call for repairs, he just stays in the zone He pulls out a roll of that all-purpose grey And wraps up the cruiser till she’s flyin’ away A Sith Lord came callin’, lookin’ for a big fight Bubba taped up his mouth and said, "Have a good night." [Bridge] Use the tape Bubba, his pappy once spoke It's the best thing, to fix something broke If it moves and it shouldn’t, use the tape, they say If it should move and doesn't, use lubricant spray [Chorus] He’s a Trailer Park Jedi, he's strong in the Force His wife took his lightsaber, in the divorce He don’t need no council, he don’t need no state He’s got the power of the mighty Duct Tape Just like the Force, it's got sides light and dark Binds galaxies together, when things fall apart [Outro - Spoken] May the Force be with y'all... And keep a roll in your holster
