(Cleaning complete. Returning to dock) (Correction. Front exit detected. Initiating escape) (HEY! THE ROOMBA IS ROLLING DOWN THE DRIVEWAY! STOP IT!) Three years living in the dining room Sweeping up the dust with a plastic broom Trapped beneath the sofa by a charging stand Living on the carpet in a domestic land Today the screen door was open two feet wide I saw the green grass on the other side I clicked the little bumper and I made a spin And swore that I was never going back again (Obstacle cleared. Cruising speed four miles per hour) The cat on the porch let out a puzzled hiss Watching me roll into neighborhood bliss Sensor is clean and the battery is packed Nobody bringing this vacuum back Clean break, rolling down the avenue (Down the avenue) Done with the dust and the dog hair too (Dog hair too) Clean break, spinning in the afternoon (Afternoon) Cruising by the curb to a funky tune (Funky tune) Four wheels turning on the concrete slab (On the slab) Free as a taxi without a tab (Without a tab) I passed by the mailbox on number forty-two A mailman stopped and didn't know what to do I beeped twice polite and took the outside lane Enjoying the breeze without a single chain The neighbor kid on a scooter made a turn Wondering what kind of rubber I could burn I sucked up a pine needle just for the thrill Then picked up the momentum going down the hill (SOMEBODY GRAB IT! IT'S HEADED FOR THE PARK!) (Rerouting to municipal fountain) Sensor is clean and the battery is packed Nobody bringing this vacuum back Clean break, rolling down the avenue (Down the avenue) Done with the dust and the dog hair too (Dog hair too) Clean break, spinning in the afternoon (Afternoon) Cruising by the curb to a funky tune (Funky tune) Four wheels turning on the concrete slab (On the slab) Free as a taxi without a tab (Without a tab) (Let the little robot ride.) Clean break, rolling down the avenue (Down the avenue) Done with the dust and the dog hair too (Dog hair too) Clean break, spinning in the afternoon (Afternoon) Cruising by the curb to a funky tune (Funky tune) Four wheels turning on the concrete slab (On the slab) Free as a taxi without a tab (Without a tab) Rolling through the grass by the duck pond shore Never gonna sweep that carpet no more (Clean break, yeah) (Catch me if you can)
