It’s three in the meowrning and you’re fast asleep Dreaming in your bed without meowaking a peep I crawl up the blankets, I step on your chest And park my whole body right on your fur-head! Eight pounds of fluff directly on your meose! Suffo-cat-ing your face from your hair to your toes! You gasp for air, you try to sit up I stare in your eyes: "Go fill my food cup!" You think you meown this bed? You think you're the boss? Without my meowapproval, your pawsygen is lost! MEOTICE ME MEOW! LOOK AT MEW FACE! I am the purr-ler of this whole dang place! MERRRRAAAAAOOOOWWWWW-WRRRRR! NYA! Sounds like a hairball horn ringing in your ears! Touch me right meow, cat-firm all your fears! YEEEEEE-AAAAAOOOOWWW-HISS! PURRRR! Give me meone meow-sand pets right meow! You purr-fectly wake up, you try to take a stride I throw my whole body right on its side! I plop in the paw-way, a fluffy landmine Armed and ex-paws-ive, paws-rupting your spine! Meo bones in my body, just belly and fluff I won't let you pass till I get meow-meough! You dodge to the left, I slide to the left! You dodge to the right, total meoncles arrest! Holding your feet paws-tage hiss-ere on the rug Demanding my meow-ndatory thirty-second purr-hug! MEOTICE ME MEOW! LOOK AT MEW FACE! I am the purr-ler of this whole dang place! MERRRRAAAAAOOOOWWWWW-WRRRRR! NYA! Sounds like a hairball horn ringing in your ears! Touch me right meow, cat-firm all your fears! YEEEEEE-AAAAAOOOOWWW-HISS! PURRRR! Give me meone meow-sand pets right meow! Oh, you wanna look at your paw-ne? You wanna look at a s-claw-een instead of MEW? WATCH ME ACTIVATE MY MEOWERGENCY SIREN! NYA! MEEEEEEEEEE-AAAAAAAAAA-OOOOOOOOOOO-WRRRRRRRRRRRRR! NYA! IT’S MEOT A MEOW, IT’S A CAR ALARM SOUND! I'M SCRATCHE-RING WHISK-OWS ALL OVER THIS MEOW-N! MEOTICE ME MEOW! LOOK AT MEW FACE! I am the purr-ler of this whole dang place! MERRRRAAAAAOOOOWWWWW-WRRRRR! NYA! Sounds like a hairball horn ringing in your ears! Touch me right meow, cat-firm all your fears! YEEEEEE-AAAAAOOOOWWW-HISS! PURRRR! Give me meone meow-sand pets right meow! Yeah! Drop to your meow-nees! Purr-fectly scratch behind my ears! That's meow-re like it, human. Target ac-purr-ed... vic-tail-y is meown! MWAHAHAHA! HISS! NYA! Meow.
