Life is Mario!! (English)

[INTRO — arcade boot, glitch, crowd chant] HEY!!! ...HEY, Biiitch!! 🐶💢 .. better hide the shrooms 🍄 yes IT'S MEEE! (yaaHoo!) Mr!MuDaFuKIN'! 💀 MÁÁRIOO!!!.. Goddamn! 😈 [COIN SFX] yAHOO! [VERSE 1 — aggressive pop-rap, bouncy] Life is like a Mario game, u spawned with no plan, zero coins, one brain cell, that will tell u right away how to 🤬 the princess!! the right way!!..— it's me MARIO!! I'M THE MAN! Jumping over problems, dodging every debt, beat the 🤬 boss once— LIFE SAID: youre NOT DONE YET," I'm the boss, right am i ?? Coins in my pocket, but not for long, oh my, rent swallowed it all, cryin' every single time. I'm chasing after money like plumbers chasing Pornhub moms!!! 🍑 Mario says.. "Bro, you need a plan!." 🐶💢 "I'M ON LEVEL TWELVE, and I JUST DON'T care about your lamy 🍑 teling u right away, ehm...ehm!" noob pro masterclass level up 🐶💢 dont be lame thats big no no..man think about the princes 🍒 again... okay?? [PRE-CHORUS — building] Hit the block— COIN! Miss the jump— PAIN like a 🤬! bro Fallin' down— mushroom eater operator! it's meee, Márioo.. it's me—bitch 🐶💢, im the man, AGAIN! Life ain't about the perfect run— IT'S ABOUT PRESSING START AGAIN! [CHORUS — HUGE, MASSIVE, STADIUM HOOK] IT'S A MARIO LIFE! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! CHASE YOUR COINS! NEVER GIVE strangers wild 🍆💦! it's no-no, 🐶💢 okay? LEVEL UP! — Ho! LEVEL UP! — Hey! Fallin on your face again? GET THE 🤬 BACK UP! Let's GO, 🐶💢!!! Goddamn! be the man! IT'S me MARIO welcome to my eight bit game GAME OVER? sounds more like your problem! fakin lame 🐶💢....let me be proud of u again When life starts throwin' shells— THROW IT BACK! headshot 🤬, hahaha! that's always fun to do, haha oh yea!!.. but now you are dead! hashtag ..very sad.. [POST-CHORUS — 8-bit + gang vocals] yAHOO! thats right its me 👊💀.. LEVEL UP! think about the princess 🍑 u need to beat the game [VERSE 2 — faster, cocky, comedic] Bowser always on my 🍑, he breathes fire in the room, eating mashrooms like its normal— while 🍆💦 too. "Yes sir, hit me hard on Chaturbate, what the 🤬 is Zoom." Rent is so high.. high.. just like me!, plumbing your mother.. 💀 with bank account... so empty— cool that for me it's for free its me mario 🐶💢 please Princess left me again, on the read, Luigi stole my ride, ate all shrooms, smoked all weed. I'm gonna take his favorite shell, and 🤬 it real hard (oh geez!) Better look away, baby (please!!!)— Mushrooms make you bigger, Stars make you feel great, then real life hits you with a shell into your crouch. u will cry in agony, it will hurt like hell, oh my!—its meee!!! mario again [BREAKDOWN — guitars stop, bass + 8-bit] ONE LIFE! [COIN] TWO LIVES! [COIN] THREE— [ERROR SFX] 🤬 you, life! it's me, Mario?! can u hear me? you need to 🤬 the princess, says in the program.. so its not me who´´s the hornyest 🔥😈, its the game!! [BRIDGE — melodic, emotional but still cool] Maybe we're all Marios... together... Running through the levels, destined to always loose. Collecting little coins while terrified to catch to lose. We chase another castles, another titi 🍑 dreams, another adventures waiting infront of me oh geez its meee!!! But sometimes, getting a head from princess, sounds just so, awesome alright, it will make you find the right ways to get back up and fly away!! [BUILD — drums rising] You don't need a perfect life. You just need... to live MORE LIFE.** [WHISPER] One more jump. do it 🐶💢, it's me Mario, oh kurwa!!! 🇵🇱💀 ONE MORE 🤬 JUMP! [FINAL CHORUS — FULL BAND + HUGE GANG VOCALS] IT'S A me MARIO CHASE YOUR COINS! NEVER GIVE princess 👍 in their 🍑! LEVEL UP! — HEY! LEVEL UP! — HO! Fall into the pit? GET THE 🤬 BACK UP remember??.. princess 🐱 right?? ! then get back up!! lets go IT'S me MARIO welcome to my eight bit game! GAME OVER? hah.. press start again !! o kurwa! play again!!! Whatever life throws— THROW IT right BACK! IT'S A MARIO LIFE 🐶💢! yep WE'RE STILL ALIVE! it's me!!! mario!! babe!!!! No matter how many times we fall— WE´ll PRESS START AND go again! yAHOOOOOO its me goddamn! 🤬 the princess hardstyle,, promise me? okay?! thats what the game is all about, true story, i know right, totally insane!! yAHOO hell yeah! its me, mário im the man, 🤬 princess chasing coins, it's a mudafukin' dream!! 💀 like oh my! hot stuff! goddamn!! its me mario welcome to the game