PRIZE FOR THE PRETTY LADIES - DARK CARNIES

[INTRO – Creepy Barker Voice FX] 🎪 Step right up... Spin the wheel, swing the hammer... win ya life back You there! The pretty one… How ‘bout a prize for the pretty ladies?! [HOOK – Chant w/ Creepy Laughter FX] Prize for the pretty ladies! (C’mere, girl!) Prize for the brave and shady! (One try!) Step into the tent, don’t stall (Let’s go!) Now ya stuck in the carnie crawl... Prize for the pretty ladies! (Hee-hee!) Skirt too short, now the freaks get crazy! Smile for the clown with the blood-red eyes Play the wrong game — and somebody dies [VERSE 1 – Main Carnie Voice (grimey tone)] Yo! Welcome to the midway, misfit maze Where the cotton candy laced and the clowns don’t bathe Where the ducks don't float and the fish got teeth And the ring toss hole leads under the streets Got a sledgehammer test — step right up Hit it too hard and ya soul get stuck Girl in the crowd lookin’ scared as hell But I’m smilin’ big like “what’s that smell?” Rot in the air — that’s the last prizewinner Who played our game and became carnie dinner Spin the wheel, win a bear with a knife Or a kiss from the bearded lady — for life! [HOOK – Crowd FX + Bouncing Beat] Prize for the pretty ladies! (Come play!) Prize for the brave and shady! Duck, dodge, swing or crawl Or get dragged to the grease-pit hall Prize for the pretty ladies! (Whatchu scared of?) This ain’t no fairytale, baby! Pick a card, any card — or your fate At the carnie booth where it’s far too late [VERSE 2 – Dual Carnie Voices (panned L/R) 🎤 Left: “I got hot dogs made from teeth!” 🎤 Right: “I got taffy made from grief!” 🎤 Both: “We don't clown for coins — we bite!” “We rig the game and scream all night!” 🎤 Left: “Knock the bottles, win a toe!” 🎤 Right: “We watch you while you’re movin' slow…” 🎤 Both: “We ain’t paid, but we paid in flesh” “We creep in red suits — breath smell like death” [HOOK – Final + Glitchy FX] Prize for the pretty ladies! (Spin spin!) Prize for the doomed and dainty! (Skin skin!) You in the game now — no escape Just a carnie grin and a cursed milk crate [OUTRO – Whispered FX + Carnival Music Box Loop] You came for a teddy bear... You won a tombstone. We’ll be waitin’... For the next... pretty... lady. 🎠 Ding... ding... laughs fade into static