[Verse 1] Pussy got inside the box Beaver’s working on the wood Dick came over with his rod “Let’s work on this today” The old wood isn’t hard enough Make it just a little harder He pulled out his biggest tool And started working right away [Pre-Chorus] Push it Pull it Will it go all the way in? Make sure it’s nice and straight We’re nowhere near done yet [Chorus] Bang, bang, nail it down Give that screw another turn Make it harder A little deeper Make sure it stays in place Pussy and Beaver Dick and his big rod Everybody’s working on the house [Verse 2] Two balls rolled across the floor The nuts are waiting in the sack He lifted up the long shaft And brought it to the hole “Not there—move a little right” “That angle looks just right” Beaver’s getting wet nearby Pussy’s peeking from the box [Pre-Chorus] Push it Pull it Turn it slowly till it fits Don’t force it or it might break Gentle hands work best [Chorus] Bang, bang, nail it down Give that screw another turn Make it harder A little deeper Make sure it stays in place Pussy and Beaver Dick and his big rod Everybody’s working on the house [Bridge] If it’s too long, cut a little off If it’s too short, it won’t reach If the hole is tight, make it wider You’ve got to make the size fit right Put one in Then another one Give it one last good tightening It should hold all night [Break] Meow Crunch, crunch Bang, bang Turn it round Pussy Beaver Dick Still working on it [Final Chorus] Bang, bang, nail it down Give that screw another turn Make it harder A little deeper Keep it in all through the night Pussy’s sleeping in the box Beaver finally finished the job Dick put away his tool “Maybe next time,” then he went home [Outro] We’re just fixing the house Seriously Just fixing the house
