[Deep Guttural Bass Alien Vocals] [Intro] Hooo… ho ho ho… Bah skah… Achuta… Jedi tricks…? Heh… heh heh… Nood chuba na jeee… [Verse 1] I rule Tatooine… Twin suns burn On the Dune Sea… Max Rebo playin’… Dancers swayin’… Rancor breathin’ Under the stage… Bo shuda… Bounty hunters Wait in line… Chewie already Paid for twice… Boushh walks in… Hidden eyes… Jabba just grins… Half asleep… Senators talkin’… Already bought… Every little war… Already fought… Jedi wave hands… Nice and slow… But the Hutts Already own the show… [Pre-Chorus] “You weak-minded fool…” Ho ho ho… Nice try… Weak minds bend… But Jabba too rich… Too old… Too freeee… [Chorus] Jedi mind tricks Don’t work on meee… Na pateesa… I do what I pleeease… Ruthless… calm… Untouchably freeee… Nood chuba na jeee… Ho ho ho… Palace built on greed… Every hunter Bring tribute to meee… You got fate… I got currency… Jedi mind tricks Don’t work on meee… [Instrumental Break] Ho… ho ho… Bah skah… [Verse 2] Skywalker enters… Dressed in black… Talkin’ bargains… Want Han Solo back… Jabba lean back… Up on the throne… Laugh down low… Like ancient stone… Sarlacc waitin’… Out by Carkoon… Long slow death… Comin’ real soon… Gamorreans move… Through torchlight green… No mercy lives… Where Jabba reigns… Spice smoke driftin’… Hookahs glow… Everybody crawl… When the credits flow… [Bridge] Rhodes drift slow… Through palace haze… Neon glow… Through endless maze… Republics fall… Empires die… But the Hutts stay fat… While planets buy… Bah skah… Weak minds only… [Final Chorus] Jedi mind tricks Don’t work on meee… Big boss slug… In luxury… Danger wrapped… In velvet green… Nood chuba na jeee… Untouchable… Across the Rim… Credits pile high… Lights stay dim… You got destiny… I got sin… Jedi mind tricks Don’t work on meee… [Outro] Hooo… ho ho ho… Achuta… Bring Solo closer… Bah skah… Hooo… ho ho ho…
