Bone to Pick

80s rock, glam metal, classic rock, hair metal, high school, electric guitar, male vocal, tongue in cheek, humorous rock

*(Classic Rock / Glam Metal / High School Shenanigans)*

**[Verse 1]**  
Monday morning, heads are heavy (ugh, biology!)  
Ms. Ginger in heels, struttin’ steady  
She says, *"Hold out your hands, let’s take a stand,"*  
*"Count your bones — there's 27, understand?"*

**[Pre-Chorus]**  
But from the back row, with his grin so wide  
Johnny raises his hand with a glint in his eye  
He leans on his desk, like a rock star pose  
Says, “28… when you're all alone!”  
  
**[Chorus]**  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (That's not in the textbook!)  
She dropped her chalk, the room got shook  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Johnny's at it again!)  
Another punchline from the King of Detention  
🎶 *We got bones, we got brains,*  
But in this class, we got no shame!  
So take a note and pick your pick —  
This lesson's got a **bone to pick!** (oh yeah!)

**[Verse 2]**  
Diagrams fly, and eyeballs roll  
Ms. Ginger tries hard to keep control  
“Your *phalanges* matter, not your jokes”  
But Johnny's still king of the sophomore blokes

**[Pre-Chorus]**  
With a wink and a smirk, he goes all in  
“Biology’s a *touchy* thing, my friend…”  
Laughter roars like a Marshall stack  
Even Principal Todd had to hold his laugh back

**[Chorus]**  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Someone call the nurse!)  
Johnny’s humor might be a curse  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (He’s got a one-track mind!)  
But anatomy never felt so… defined  
🎶 *We got bones, we got guts,*  
And a whole class full of teenage nuts  
Take a note or take your pick —  
This chapter’s got a **bone to pick!**

**[Bridge – Guitar Solo]**  
*Shred like your GPA depends on it*  
🎸🔥 (Parenthetical scream: *“28 and feelin’ great!”*)

**[Breakdown]**  
Ms. Ginger sighs, “You’ll never pass...”  
Johnny shrugs, “I’ll just tour with my band in class!”  
Now the school's got merch — “Bone Club '85”  
With a wink and a riff, we all feel alive!

**[Final Chorus]**  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Rock and roll’ll teach ya!)  
Even if Ms. Ginger might wanna reach ya  
🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (In chalk and chains,)  
There’s glory in those classroom games  
🎶 *We got bones, we got pride,*  
And Johnny’s jokes we can’t hide  
So turn the page and take your pick —  
We all got a **bone to pick!** (Yeah baby!)

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*(Classic Rock / Glam Metal / High School Shenanigans)* **[Verse 1]** Monday morning, heads are heavy (ugh, biology!) Ms. Ginger in heels, struttin’ steady She says, *"Hold out your hands, let’s take a stand,"* *"Count your bones — there's 27, understand?"* **[Pre-Chorus]** But from the back row, with his grin so wide Johnny raises his hand with a glint in his eye He leans on his desk, like a rock star pose Says, “28… when you're all alone!” **[Chorus]** 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (That's not in the textbook!) She dropped her chalk, the room got shook 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Johnny's at it again!) Another punchline from the King of Detention 🎶 *We got bones, we got brains,* But in this class, we got no shame! So take a note and pick your pick — This lesson's got a **bone to pick!** (oh yeah!) **[Verse 2]** Diagrams fly, and eyeballs roll Ms. Ginger tries hard to keep control “Your *phalanges* matter, not your jokes” But Johnny's still king of the sophomore blokes **[Pre-Chorus]** With a wink and a smirk, he goes all in “Biology’s a *touchy* thing, my friend…” Laughter roars like a Marshall stack Even Principal Todd had to hold his laugh back **[Chorus]** 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Someone call the nurse!) Johnny’s humor might be a curse 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (He’s got a one-track mind!) But anatomy never felt so… defined 🎶 *We got bones, we got guts,* And a whole class full of teenage nuts Take a note or take your pick — This chapter’s got a **bone to pick!** **[Bridge – Guitar Solo]** *Shred like your GPA depends on it* 🎸🔥 (Parenthetical scream: *“28 and feelin’ great!”*) **[Breakdown]** Ms. Ginger sighs, “You’ll never pass...” Johnny shrugs, “I’ll just tour with my band in class!” Now the school's got merch — “Bone Club '85” With a wink and a riff, we all feel alive! **[Final Chorus]** 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (Rock and roll’ll teach ya!) Even if Ms. Ginger might wanna reach ya 🎶 *Whoa-oh!* (In chalk and chains,) There’s glory in those classroom games 🎶 *We got bones, we got pride,* And Johnny’s jokes we can’t hide So turn the page and take your pick — We all got a **bone to pick!** (Yeah baby!)

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