[Verse 1] You set the bar too low Then we ducked right under it We saw a bad idea And said, "I can do worse than this" A king on a golden chair Or a guy in a grease-stained hat Same dumb grin, same reckless hands Same old track [Pre-Chorus] We lean in close We nod and grin We find the cliff And jump right in [Chorus] Hold my beer Watch this now We can top that somehow Hold my beer Make it worse We turn a bad joke into a curse (hold my beer) (hold my beer) [Verse 2] You got a whole world map And a button by your thumb I got a busted tailgate And a plan that should've been done You got a speech and a crown I got a busted fence to fix We both see the warning sign And go ahead and hit it [Pre-Chorus] We lean in close We nod and grin We find the cliff And jump right in [Chorus] Hold my beer Watch this now We can top that somehow Hold my beer Make it worse We turn a bad joke into a curse (hold my beer) (hold my beer) [Bridge] From the palace to the porch We wear the same dumb face First place in a race To an even worse place [Final Chorus] Hold my beer Watch this now We can top that somehow Hold my beer Make it worse We turn a bad joke into a curse Hold my beer Last call, first mistake Everybody knows the shape we make (hold my beer) (hold my beer)
