[WARNING BEEP] Big red button. Nice and round. Tiny little label: Don't push down. No good reason. No discussion. Do not press This button. [BUILD] Three. Two. Probably don't. One— [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [RELEASE 1] DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. TOO LATE NOW. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. DON'T ASK HOW. LIGHTS GO RED. ROOM STARTS JUMPING. SOMEONE PRESSED THE BUTTON. [ALARM TONES] [SHORT GLITCH DRIVE] Everything's fine. Mostly fine. Except the clock Just counted nine. Smoke in the hall. Floor starts buzzing. Still says clearly: Do not press this button. [BUFFER STUTTER] Don't. Don't. Don't— [BUILD] Warning lights. Something's coming. [ONE-BEAT SILENCE] [FINAL RELEASE — NO REPEAT] DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. HERE WE GO. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON. NOW WE KNOW. ALARMS GO WILD. BASS STARTS PUNCHING. WHO THE HELL PRESSED THE BUTTON? [WARNING BEEP] ...oh. [HARD STOP]
