[Verse 1] If you could be more self-righteous In the twinkling of an eye, And then continue onward With standards twice as high, Do you think that you could ever, Through all your piety, Find out the generation Where the point had ceased to be? [Chorus] There is no end to my judging, There is no end to false modesty, There is no end to frowning, There is no end to hypocrisy. [Verse 2] Can you see the last Root Beer, Where caffeine did not extend? Or see a center piece so well planned, And say my genealogy is done... It has an end. Methinks my conscience whispers, "No film above PG, No words worse than 'heck' No bare shoulders to be un-freed." [Chorus] There is no end to comparing, (Comparing) There is no end to rules, There is no end to my side-eye, There is no end to fools. [Verse 3] [Female] The list of "do's" continues, And "thou shalt nots" abound; My superiority complex Has one eternal round. [Final chorus] There is no end to my preaching, (There is no end) There is no end to vanity, (There is no end) There is no end to boasting, (There is no end) There is no end to grace for me.
