I used to be young and so damn skinny Now my gut hangs out, ain't that pretty? Gray hairs sprouting everywhere I look My back is creaking like an old school book I will never be eighteen again, no matter how I pretend See these kids with perfect skin, makes me wanna crawl within Alt und fett, that's what I am Don't give a damn, I'll eat this ham My knees are shot, my vision's blurry Doctor says "You better worry!" I grunt when I get up from chairs Can't see my feet when going downstairs I will never run a marathon, my racing days are gone Eating pizza every night, elastic waistbands feel so right Pizza! Beer! Netflix binge! Youth is gone, I'm on the fringe! Alt und fett, alt und fett No regrets, baby, baby, no regrets Alt und fett! "FETT!"
