[Intro] Well, fellas, it's Halloween! I'm about to get real clean. Dinner coat. Bow tie. Cane. Not Jack the Ripper— Jody the lover man! 007 FM! Drop that! [Chorus] Tricking? Nah! Treats! Treats! Walk in clean with the crease! Crease! Bow tie sharp, gold on the sleeve, Whole club jump when I hit that scene! No tricks! Just treats! Treats! Big bass knock, move your feet! Feet! Dr Love, let the whole room scream, Freaks come out on Halloween! [Verse 1] Black dinner coat with the satin on the lapel, Looked in the mirror, had to compliment myself. Pocket square folded, got the shoes wiped twice, Ain't a costume in the closet looking this nice. Cane in my hand when I step off the porch, Pumpkin by the walkway glowing like a torch. Fellas in the driveway talking, Where you been? Said, Greatness takes a minute, let your brother get in. Pull up at the club, hear the trunk lids shake, Everybody dressed like a beautiful mistake. Wolfman arguing with a parking machine, Little red devil taking pictures with a queen. Security laughing when I hand him my pass, Said, You here to cause trouble? Told him, Only with class. Stepped through the smoke, let the whole room show, Then the kick hit hard, had to catch that flow! [Chorus] Tricking? Nah! Treats! Treats! Walk in clean with the crease! Crease! Bow tie sharp, gold on the sleeve, Whole club jump when I hit that scene! No tricks! Just treats! Treats! Big bass knock, move your feet! Feet! Dr Love, let the whole room scream, Freaks come out on Halloween! [Post-Chorus] Who got the treats? Right here! Who came clean? Right here! 007, make it clear— Halloween, we outside this year! [Verse 2] Elvira by the bar with the midnight hair, Caught me looking over, gave a slow little stare. Betty Boop bouncing where the strobe lights flash, Raggedy Ann got a dance nobody can match. Nurse walked past with a red little grin, Counted my coins like, "Boy, let me in." Mummy with the gold chain, fresh from the grave, Even Frankenstein vibing when the DJ played. I gave her the cane, said, "Hold that pose," She said, "Dr Love, you too smooth in those clothes." Silver cuff shine when I reach for the glass, Whole room lean when I glide on past. No mask on my face, just a clean little smile, Got the whole damn manor going wild for a while. [Chorus] Tricking? Nah! Treats! Treats! Walk in clean with the crease! Crease! Bow tie sharp, gold on the sleeve, Whole club jump when I hit that scene! No tricks! Just treats! Treats! Big bass knock, move your feet! Feet! Dr Love, let the whole room scream, Freaks come out on Halloween! [Outro] 007 FM! Dr Love! Treats, treats! Halloween!
