[Intro: Desi hip-hop male MC, dhol warming up behind him] Baraat in the road and the band in a row Groom on the ghodi, and the ghodi says no [Verse 1: Desi hip-hop male MC, Hindi and English, wedding swagger] Cousin Rohan's shaadi, the whole street in a jam Seven hundred people dancin', uncles throwin' notes at the band Groom up on a white mare, safa like a crown Sword on his hip and the sherwani buttoned down Then she plants her feet in front of the mithai shop Ghodi stands like a statue and the whole baraat stops Chacha pulls the reins and she don't move an inch Pandit's on the phone, sayin' the timing's in a pinch [Hook: Desi hip-hop male MC, dhol and kick together] Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move Seven hundred people waitin' on the groove Shaadi in an hour and the pandit's in a mood Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move [Verse 2: Desi hip-hop male MC, sly, sarangi answering] Uncles try a film song, ghodi turns away Aunties try a folk song, she just stands there and neighs Band plays the big hit from the wedding in June Ghodi looks at 'em like, "Bhai, that's a tired tune" Then the bride's nani yells from the balcony, "Rapper boy!" The one they call a waste of a law degree and a voice "You keep sayin' you got bars, so let's hear 'em, make some noise" So I step up to the horse with a borrowed mic and poise [Bridge: Desi hip-hop male MC, tihai landing, the phrase three times to the one] Dha dhin dhin dha, now listen, ghodi rani Got a verse for your hooves and a verse for your nani Ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, move Ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, move Ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, ta-ki-ta, now she's movin' [Hook: Desi hip-hop male MC, dhol and kick together] Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move Seven hundred people waitin' on the groove Shaadi in an hour and the pandit's in a mood Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move [Verse 3: Desi hip-hop male MC, victorious, tabla fills] Left hoof, right hoof, ghodi starts to strut Head bobbin' with the snare, groom holdin' on for luck Whole baraat goes up and the dhol wallah cries Uncles throwin' money and the aunties singin' high Rohan makes the mandap with a minute on the clock Nani shouts "Shabash!" from the balcony, nonstop Now every shaadi in the city wants the horse and wants the kid Law degree in a drawer, and I don't miss it, never did [Hook: Desi hip-hop male MC, dhol and kick together] Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move Seven hundred people waitin' on the groove Shaadi in an hour and the pandit's in a mood Chal, ghodi, chal, make that horse move [End]
