[Verse 1] Got a text (got a text) From my bro (from my bro) Said, “Come on over man, you gotta see the show!” I arrived (I arrived) In a blur (like a blur) He smiled and whispered, “Dude, come meet the little her.” But when I walked in, I froze up like a wall I saw that bassinet, and then I dropped my granola bar... [Chorus] That baby ain’t right at all (that baby ain’t right at all) Looks like it fought a werewolf — and lost in a brawl Got a forehead like a pumpkin, and a nose like a beak I'm prayin' that thing blinks only once every week ‘Cause that baby ain’t right at all (nah, not right at all) [Verse 2] Tried to smile (tried to smile) Tried to lie (tried to lie) But my eyes kept driftin' toward its one good eye I know genes (I know genes) Can go rogue (can go rogue) But this felt like Pixar animated a toad He said, “She looks like her mama, huh?” I nearly choked Cause I’d just seen her mama, and this was a goblin joke [Chorus] That baby’s built strange as hell (yeah strange as hell) Like it tripped through a vortex and came out unwell It’s got the hair of a dentist, the ears of a mule I don’t know if it's human, but it’s breakin' all the rules That baby’s built strange as hell (like it came from a spell) [Bridge – Spoken/whispered dramatically] They say "all babies are beautiful"... But man... some are just ideas. [Breakdown] I saw it smile — and it cracked its jaw Then it bit the rattle — and the floor I said, “Congrats,” but I meant, “RUN!” 'Cause that baby looks like it eats the sun [Final Chorus] That baby is a mystery (a medical mystery) It might just be the villain in a future trilogy If you see it in a stroller — walk the other way That thing’s already planning what species it’ll slay Yeah that baby’s a sci-fi beast (a sci-fi beast!) Ain’t no baby — that’s a feast! [Outro – echo fading] That baaaaby ain’t riiiight at aaaall…
