[Intro] [Soft electric piano chords] [Sleigh bells ringing faintly] [Spoken: Deep, breathy voice] My dearest "Sentimental"... can you smell those cinnamon sticks in my celestial seasoning's hot toddy? I fell asleep by the fireplace last night, and I had a vision. A vision so real, I could almost... taste it. [Verse 1] [Gentle acoustic guitar picking] The phone was ringing in the dead of night I saw a pixelated glowing light Melanie answered with a holiday cheer She said "Gobble Gobble turkey" and a Happy New Year" I saw Gus and Gordon, they were bouncing up and down The Biz was barking at a bug on the ground... [Pre-Chorus] [Strings swell gently] But the connection was off, the signal was weak I pressed my iPhone 3 right up to my cheek I shouted "Mel, put Craig on the line!" I need to see him one more time... [Chorus] [Big, swaying melody with backing vocals] ‘Cause I dream of Balls... I just want some Balls in my face. [Backing vocals: (In his face...)] I want Balls to fill up the whole entire space. I’m waiting for the video to load so true I want to look at some Balls, and Balls looking at Blue. Oh, I dream of Balls. [Verse 2] [Drums kick in - slow ballad beat] I know you’re busy with the holiday feast But spare a minute, a second at least I don’t want a turkey, forget that ham I just want to see my big strapping man So bring the camera closer, don't be shy I want Balls right here, right in my eye. [Bridge] [French Horn solo - very dramatic] [Vocals climb higher, very emotional] When the screen goes dark, I feel so cold! I need that contact to have and to hold! Mel is fantastic, and the kids are so sweet But without some Balls... it's always incomplete! [Guitar Solo] [Clean, melodic electric guitar with phaser effect] [Chorus] [Key Change!] I dream of Balls... I want some Balls in my face! [Backing vocals: (So much Balls...)] I want to feel the warmth of that round embrace! Don't leave me hanging on the rung I want Balls on the tip of my tongue. [Outro] [Strings fade out] [Spoken: Breathy] Happy Thanksgiving, Mel. Hi Gus. Hi Gordon. Good boy, Biz. [Pause] I love Balls. [Fade]
