[Hook] Roll a 20 and you succeed! (Hooray) Roll a 1 and you fail. (Oh sad day) Oh, thats a gamer's life at the table. (May the luck of the bones be with you) [chorus] Dungeons and Dragons, fantasy RPGs, Roll a d20 and modify please. Could be version 3.5 or 5 E, Lets go adventure in J.R.R. Tolkien's fantasy! (Get out the chips and snacks!) [Verse] She was a Barbarian half orc, He was a human cleric of Light, Most townfolks thought they would fight, But they partied and then WEDDING NIGHT! (That's quite an orc horde you made!) [Hook] Da da da dungeon! Sa sa sa spells and magic! Orcs, kobolds, goblins, trolls! Mimics, Beholders, Displacer Beasts! (Let's see how that D 20 rolls) [Verse] Dungeon Master, can I go left? Sure, why not? Oops, IT WAS A TRAP! You see a pit below you! Roll the dice! The player begs, "ok dice, please be nice!" (Dont fumble or you will tumble) [Verse] Fighters, Rangers, Barbarians, Rogues, Druids, Wizards, Tinkerers, and Warlocks, Paladins, Clerics, Monks, and Bards. (RPGs have a lot of class.) [Verse] Its an encounter! What will you do? Cast a spell! Magic Missile, Sleep, Hold Person. Swing my longsword! Got a 20! Crit for double damage! Shoot my arrow! Smite the foe! Sneak around for the backstab! (Everyone has their way to roll.) [Verse] Dungeon Master, so what does this glowing sword do? Its an ego weapon! It starts talking to you! IT'S TAKING OVER YOUR MIND! Roll the dice! The player begs, "ok dice, please be nice!" (Dont fumble or you will tumble) [Last verse] Our party started together at level one, We adventured, battled, looted, occasionally we'd run, Meta-game our plans, Squabble over loot, Talk out of character, argue over rules. If you win each encounter, where's the fun? When your favorite character dies, you'll be glum. (Sadness as your friend goes to another plane.) [Hook] Da da da dungeon! Ma ma magic and spells! Wizards and dragons! Demons and skeletons! (Let's adventure together, my friends) ... GAME ON! [Fade out]
