🎵 This is the crappiest song, that ever came to be, It started as a burp I had, then turned into a sneeze! And now I sing it in my socks, while eating chili cheese, 'Cause someone flushed the melody straight down the lavatree! (Repeat forever while slowly losing grip on reality) This is the crappiest song, that ever came to be, I wrote it with a crayon on a moldy slice of brie! It smells like gym class armpits mixed with microwaved peas, But still it plays on loop inside my head and won’t say please! 🎶 It’s got no hook, no rhythm, and the verses smell like feet, I rhymed "banana" with "pajama" — ain't that elite? My chorus is just hiccups and a yodel from a goat, I recorded it in traffic while a pigeon stole my coat! 🎵 This is the crappiest song, and yes, it must go on, I’d stop it if I could but now the tape is stuck and gone! So grab a spoon and bang some pots and dance like Uncle Ron, We’re trapped inside this dumpster fire and still we sing along! (REPEAT UNTIL HUMANITY ENDS OR THE CD MELTS)
