
Devil Drives a Pontiac
“The Devil Drives Whatever’s Cheap” [Intro] Percussive acoustic guitar [Verse 1] Your backroad, every bad idea, Every wrong turn I swore I’d never take. There’s a gravel lot behind the Corner Co-op Where I made every promise I was gonna break. That rusty Coke machine still hums at midnight, The porch light burns for folks who never leave. Funny how a town can keep your shadow Long after you’ve forgotten what you believe. [Chorus] Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I said, “Mama, the devil drives whatever’s cheap.” He don’t need no horsepower, he’s got patience, And a whole lot of road between asleep and sleep. He rides beside the lonely and the restless, Knows every excuse a heart can keep. Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I said the devil drives whatever’s cheap. [Verse 2] Every mailbox leans into the highway, Like it’s listening for a different name. The water tower wears the years like wrinkles, But around here nothing really changes. There’s a diner where the coffee tastes like memory, Where the regulars still save your seat. Everybody knows where everybody’s going, Nobody says who they used to be. [Chorus] Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I said, “Mama, the devil drives whatever’s cheap.” He don’t need no horsepower, he’s got patience, And a whole lot of road between asleep and sleep. He’ll sell tomorrow for another Friday, Leave you counting miles instead of sheep. Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I said the devil drives whatever’s cheap. [Bridge] So take the long way home from anywhere, Past the water towers where the names still stay. Wave at every porch that raised a dreamer, Even if that dream drove you away. Some ghosts don’t haunt—they just keep waiting At every place you swore you’d never see. Maybe home ain’t where your past forgives you; Maybe home is where you finally leave it be. [Final Chorus] Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I smiled and said, “He’s traded up by now.” She said, “Son, don’t matter what’s beneath him— It’s who’s reaching for the keys somehow.” So I parked my pride beside the gravel, Walked the last few miles on my own feet. Mama said the devil drives a Pontiac. I know now the devil drives whatever’s cheap.

