Mewo-Gyat-Bau

[Verse 1] Bwaa bwaa! Who let the clam out?! Cal-sama’s here, let’s scream and shout! Homeless king? More like a cosmic prank, Jumpin’ timelines, call it a rankless tank! Cat ears twitch, nya-nya on blast, I’m speedrunning life, no questions asked. Mix up French, Spanish, Japanese too, Who cares if it makes sense? Neither do you! [Pre-Chorus] Meow-bau-bwaa, what’s even real? Dancing like spaghetti that learned to feel. Effort’s a meme, put it in reverse, Watch me spill chaos like I’m under a curse! [Chorus] Meow-gyat-bau, here we go, Spinning like a beyblade, outta control! Future’s a blur, who needs a map? I’d rather ride a llama and fall in a trap! UwU, jump up, Baka Express, Hopping off the rails, who’s cleaning this mess? Meow-bwaa-chaos, nyahaha wild, I’m the lost king of the stray cat style! [Verse 2] Throw spaghetti at the wall, see what sticks, I’m Cal-sama, defying all the tricks. Breakdancing mid-sentence, flip like a coin, Summon a meme army, we’re gonna rejoin! Shouting “kawaii” at random clouds, Jump onto llamas, confuse the crowds. French or Greek? Mix it all in one pot, Chaos is cooking, it’s getting too hot! [Bridge] Roll the dice, roll my eyes, Chasing my shadow while the bassline fries! Who needs rhythm? I’ll skip the beat, Freestyle my life, never land on my feet! [Chorus] Meow-gyat-bau, here we go, Spinning like a beyblade, outta control! Future’s a blur, who needs a map? I’d rather ride a llama and fall in a trap! UwU, jump up, Baka Express, Hopping off the rails, who’s cleaning this mess? Meow-bwaa-chaos, nyahaha wild, I’m the lost king of the stray cat style! [Outro] Bwaa bwaa, end it like a glitch, Fade out fast or throw a final switch! Chaotic anthem, no rules apply, Calamariclam-sama signing off, llama goodbye! (Instrumental distorts into static, random catgirl meows, and glitchy fade out)