To 'Croft cot' a pair of middle aged yuppies came He was a jet-setting salesman She was an arts, crafts and spiritualist fan Both turned out to be unwitting condoners of the vile (chorus) Oh Rach and Gord moved out of the city And retired in a hamlet full of nonce sense If they'd of got kids they'd have been told all about it So everyone kept stum, including me who'd been abused by Their neighbour Bernie, whilst wifey Annie hid behind the dishes (verse 2)) Soon Gord became the ill looking couples dog walker Whilst Rach chatted about how lovely everything is Whilst the dragons back in the distance Looked on at their lack of resistance To being groomed into just an existence (Chorus) Oh Rach and Gord moved out of the city And retired in a hamlet full of nonce sense If they'd of got kids they'd have been told all about it So everyone kept stum, including me who'd been abused by Their neighbour Bernie, whilst wifey Annie hid behind the dishes (verse 3) Whilst Rach got into her lay lines looking for meaning She looked at me as if she was demeaning Then one day I saw them at Millers dale She must have known I wanted to tell her my tale As she ran back to her car with Gord hot on her tail (Chorus) Oh Rach and Gord moved out of the city And retired in a hamlet full of nonce sense If they'd of got kids they'd have been told all about it So everyone kept stum, including me who'd been abused by Their neighbour Bernie, whilst wifey Annie hid behind the dishes (verse 4) I was the lucky one as I escaped before he raped me His son wasn't so lucky, despite him screaming for help Everyone just walked on by until I arrived to find him blue in the face as his dad choked him whilst his pants were around his ankles. So its not hard to imagine what he did to every other child in the area he got his hands on The disturbed looks on their faces and lack of life tells all!! (Chorus) Oh Rach and Gord moved out of the city And retired in a hamlet full of nonce sense If they'd of got kids they'd have been told all about it So everyone kept stum, including me who'd been abused by Their neighbour Bernie, whilst wifey Annie hid behind the dishes (verse 5) As time went by I often walked on bye Asking them if they ever asked any questions Whilst asking Annie when she was with them Now Bernie is dead to get some respect for yourself Rather than acting like a victim, tell the truth Or go to your grave knowing you did your worst (chorus) Oh Rach and Gord moved out of the city And retired in a hamlet full of nonce sense If they'd of got kids they'd have been told all about it So everyone kept stum, including me who'd been abused by Their neighbour Bernie, whilst wifey Annie hid behind the dishes
