Steady Eddy

Verse 1: Steady Eddy, with his perfect smile Turning heads for miles and miles But his battery's always running low Missed connections, nowhere to go Chorus: Oh Eddy, you're too handsome for your own good Your phone's always dead, misunderstood Dreaming of AI, thinking it's all grand But life's not binary, can't you understand? Verse 2: Everyone swoons when he walks by But he's busy looking at the sky Imagining robots doing his chores While his chances slip out the door Chorus: Oh Eddy, you're too handsome for your own good Your phone's always dead, misunderstood Dreaming of AI, thinking it's all grand But life's not binary, can't you understand? Bridge: Eddy, Eddy, wake up and see The world's not ready for your AI fantasy Plug in your phone, make a real connection Before your good looks lose their reflection Chorus: Oh Eddy, you're too handsome for your own good Your phone's always dead, misunderstood Dreaming of AI, thinking it's all grand But life's not binary, can't you understand? Outro: Steady Eddy, so optimistic But life's more than algorithmic Charge your phone, face reality Before your charm becomes a casualty