[Verse 1] First day. I bought a short book. The link opened on my phone. White background. Huge black letters. I turned the brightness down. Still too bright. My Sony has an E Ink screen. [Verse 2] Second day. The link no longer worked. I checked the order. The book was still there. [Verse 3] Third day. Downloaded a file. Not the book. Installed Adobe. Authorized the computer. Opened the file. The book appeared. White background again. [Short instrumental break] [Verse 4] Fourth day. Opened Calibre. Added the book. Installed a plugin. Added the book again. Connected the Sony. Sent the file. The title appeared on the screen. I selected it. Protected by D R M. [Break] [Outro] The book won't open. The screen still works. The battery holds. [End]
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