[Intro] Let’s do the math. More volume. More space. More joy. Ready? Let's go! [Verse 1] Threw away the scale, threw away the tape I’m totally in love with my beautiful shape! Look into the mirror, give myself a wink I'm taking up the room in neon pink! Don't need to shrink down to fit the magazine I'm the thickest little pixel on the whole damn screen! Soft like a pillow, heavy like a bass Watch me put a giant smile right on my face! [Pre-Chorus] They told me less is more, but they got it all wrong I’m turning up the volume and I’m singing my song! Add it all together, it's a simple fact... I got the kind of magic that they just can't track! [Chorus] Wide and curvy equals happy! Keep it soft and keep it flashy! Wide and curvy equals happy! Sweet like candy, cute and sassy! Take up all the space, baby, don't be shy We're painting all the curves across the cyber sky! [Verse 2] Walking down the street, feeling so divine Every single dimple is a perfect design! I'm a heavy download, I'm a massive file And I’m wrapping up the data in a beautiful style! No stress, no diets, just a lot of love I fit perfectly inside the skin I'm dreaming of! Let the haters keep their skinny little grid I'm living out the fantasy I wanted as a kid! [Pre-Chorus] They told me less is more, but they got it all wrong I’m turning up the volume and I’m singing my song! Add it all together, it's a simple fact... I got the kind of magic that they just can't track! [Chorus] Wide and curvy equals happy! Keep it soft and keep it flashy! Wide and curvy equals happy! Sweet like candy, cute and sassy! Take up all the space, baby, don't be shy We're painting all the curves across the cyber sky! [Bridge] So much pressure just to be so small... But I don't want to be invisible at all. I love my body and I love my weight. This is my server, and my life is great. [Chorus] Wide and curvy equals happy! Keep it fat and keep it catchy! Don't you want to live a little louder today? Equal Wide Curve, yeah I'm doing it my way! Wide and curvy equals happy! Keep it soft and keep it flashy! Wide and curvy equals happy! Sweet like candy, cute and sassy! Take up all the space, baby, don't be shy We're painting all the curves across the cyber sky! [Outro] Wide and curvy Equals happy. See? It's just simple math.
