Cowboy Nights

[Verse] Well, down in this ol' dusty town, Where the whiskey flows and the ladies frown, There's a certain place I like to go, Where the lights are low and the music flows. [Verse 2] Now, I used to be a cowboy, ridin' the range, But time has caught up, my body's changed, But thanks to modern medicine, I've found the cure, A little blue pill that keeps me pure. [Chorus] So it's cowboy nights at the house of ill repute, Where the ladies are friendly, and the whiskey flows too, But deep down inside, it's just a lonely man's truth, In this ol' cowboy's world, Viagra's my youth.