[Intro – spoken over grinding feedback] Dinner is served... Grab a spoon. [Fast riff erupts] [Verse 1] Down in the kitchen where the dead things crawl, There’s a rusted iron pot by the pantry wall. Filled with rotten drippings, thick and gray, Bubbling like a swamp at the end of the day. Scrape the cutting board, sweep the floor, Throw in whatever crawls beneath the door. A pinch of mold and a fistful of flies, Stir it till the whole damn mixture comes alive! [Pre-Chorus] Boil it! Mash it! Whip it into paste! Let the larvae squirm— That’s how you know it’s great! [Chorus] MAGGOT GRAVY! Pour it on my meat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Wriggling when I eat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Thick, warm, and alive! Grab another helping— There’s enough for twenty-five! [Verse 2] The cook has no eyelids, the waiter has no jaw, The customers are chewing everything they saw. A banquet for the bloated, a feast for the damned, Every filthy dinner plate is licked clean by hand. Serve it over roadkill, serve it over brains, Serve it in a bucket with the bloody remains. Watch the little white worms dance across the top, Kick the table over if the gravy ever stops! [Pre-Chorus] Boil it! Mash it! Whip it into paste! Let the larvae squirm— That’s how you know it’s great! [Chorus] MAGGOT GRAVY! Pour it on my meat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Wriggling when I eat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Thick, warm, and alive! Grab another helping— There’s enough for twenty-five! [Breakdown – slow, crushing] Ladle... After ladle... It slides across the plate. Tiny mouths are chewing... While I patiently wait. No forks! No knives! Just shove it down your throat! Drink it from the saucepan! Wear it like a coat! [Gang Shouts] EAT! THE! WORMS! EAT! THE! WORMS! [Blast beat – fast section] Maggots in the pepper! Maggots in the salt! Maggots in the cupboards! It’s nobody’s fault! Maggots in the biscuits! Maggots in the bread! Maggots keep on eating Even after you are dead! [Bridge – guttural vocals] The secret family recipe Was buried with the chef, But we dug up his cookbook And what was buried left! We strained it through a rib cage, We seasoned it with rot, We scraped another carcass And threw it in the pot! [Final Chorus] MAGGOT GRAVY! Pour it on my meat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Wriggling when I eat! MAGGOT GRAVY! Thick, warm, and alive! Grab another helping— There’s enough for twenty-five! MAGGOT GRAVY! Running down my chin! MAGGOT GRAVY! Let the feast begin! MAGGOT GRAVY! Everybody gets a taste! Open up your mouth— DON’T LET A SINGLE WORM GO TO WASTE! [Outro – sudden stop] [Quiet spoken voice] Compliments to the chef. [Wet slurping sound]
