[Verse] Tommy ate 750 mg of weed Then Mark bought him his very own color TV And now Tommy's glued to his seat [Chorus] "Tommy " said Mark "that ain't the only color you've ever seen Your mama made you drink a lot of NyQuil as a kid Aren't you afraid you might fall asleep?" [Verse 2] Tommy said "No That ain't the worst thing she did She used to put whiskey in my bottle Just a little bit When my dad asked why She said 'It makes him giggle and shit'" [Chorus] Then Tommy took a drag from his cigarette And he said "Thank you for the TV set" And then he fell asleep and hasn't woken up yet
