[Verse 1] Let's take it back to 1996 I spent an entire night in this one-night-bitch's bed She said, "Hi, my name is Randy and I'm a fairy bad-bad And you can sleep right next to me, or anything, yeah" I looked in her eyes, they didn't look surprised They weren't big and wide, they were normal human size She knew I grew up south of Oklahoma She soon knew I was nothing like her mama [Chorus] Keep her name out your brains, at the top of your list Keep her name out your brains, like I didn't exist Keep her name out your brains, at the top of your list Keep out your mind, this guy's behind lines [Verse 2] She drank and bred, I felt like Roger Rabbit My eyes left my head when she took off that jacket She smashed a glass off a mirror after class Nobody asked, but it's not a kick-ass No, can't be chicks with a combat kiss All I ever do is sing and kiss Randy, I guess that got a hook in me I wish she's in the dance with me and them [Chorus] Keep her name out your brains, at the top of your list Keep her name out your brains, like I didn't exist Keep her name out your brains, at the top of your list Keep out your mind, this guy's behind lines [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Here's a quick tip, stay away from Mrs. The Need Her closest tip is she's back in community And I once asked Randy if she'd get me some grass She got it so fast, she traveled back into my past I was six years old when she appeared with the weed She said, "You don't know me, 'cause this is 1983" I'll never forget the night we said goodbye She was wearing a tie, I think she was high [Chorus] Keep my name out your brains, at the top of your list Keep my name out your brains, like I didn't exist Keep my name out your brains, got a little twist Keep out your mind, this guy's behind lines [Instrumental] [Verse 4] As soon as I said it, I knew that it rhymed So I started to say Randy Dandy all the time I had a half of beer and a shitload of wine And that's how the Randy Dandy dance came to mind Put your hand in the sand and your feet in the sea Now you're doing the Randy Dandy dance with me Don't move your hips, just buckle your knees Now you're doing the Randy Dandy dance with me If you got a few bucks, just toss them to me No one said the Randy Dandy dance is free As soon as I said it, I knew that it rhymed I started saying Randy Dandy all the time I had a half of beer and a shitload of wine That's how the Randy Dandy dance came to mind I swayed my back and taped my spine Randy Dandy dance, it's everywhere in town Like a brain without a name, or a brain without a mind Randy Dandy dance, it's everywhere in town With a mind and a mind, and a name
