[verse 1] Santa, listen I've got news for you this year I had crazy things to do you would never bring me a gift. Don't try to bring me coal instead... [chorus] Santa, Santa - Santa Clause if you step into my house just be careful, I'm a really freaky girl [special effects, old man voice ] Knock, knock "Hello, my name is santa clause, i havecsomething for a really bad girl with me..." [verse 2] Door goes slam — welcome inside floor starts laughing, walls collide Jingle bells play way too slow your shadow dances on its own The sofa screams, the TV bites this ain’t a “Silent Night” tonight [Pre-Chorus] Ho ho ho turns into “uh-oh” fast should’ve checked the address, uh-oh, uhh-oh well Santa - that’s your past [Chorus] Santa, Santa – Santa Clause now you’re trapped inside my house stairs go up, but lead back down clown elves crawling all around [Verse 3] Christmas tree starts chasing you wearing lights like snakes in blue Milk explodes, cookies run naughty list shoots finger guns Your beard grows arms, grabs your hat even Rudolph’s scared of that [Post-Chorus / Chant] Run, run, Santa, run real quick chimney’s locked — surprise, you’re stuck in it [Bridge] Tick-tock, clocks scream “Merry Dead-mas!” Candy canes yell “You messed up, yes!” Elves go “LOL”, ghosts go “Boo!” even Mariah’s judging you [Break] Ho ho NO, this house is cursed who invited chaos first? [Final Chorus] Santa, Santa – Santa Clause you survived my crazy house Next time read the warning sign “Freaky girl ruins Christmas time” [Outro] At dawn he’s gone in smoke and glitter left one sock — smells kinda bitter North Pole whispers, year by year: “Skip that house. She lives right here.”
