[Intro] [Male Lead] Hey kids! Meet my best spudly buddy... his name is PERCY! And Percy turns into my favorite snack... CHIPPIES! Can you say Percy? [Children] (PERCY!) [Chorus] [Male Lead] Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! Chop him into chippies, let's go, go! Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! [Verse 1] [Male Lead] Percy lives down in the ground, He's the roundest spud in town! Tazar loves him, yes he does, Gives my tummy a chippie buzz! [Chorus] [Male Lead] Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! Chop him into chippies, let's go, go! Percy, Percy, Percy the Potato! [Verse 2] [Male Lead] Jump up high like Percy can, Now we're dancing in the pan! Shake the salt, shake it up high, Wave to Percy, say bye-bye! [Bridge - Call and Response] [Male Lead] When I say Percy, you say Potato! Percy! [Children] POTATO! [Male Lead] Percy! [Children] POTATO! [Spoken Comedy Breakdown] [Male Lead] [Stop] Now real loud... PASTIE! [Children] POTATO! [Spoken] [Male Lead] Wait, what? A pastie? I didn't say pastie! Did you say pastie? No, no, no. Let's try it again. My brain must be full of mashed potatoes. Focus, Tazar, focus! [Bridge Continued] [Male Lead] Okay, ready? One, two, three... PURSY! [Children] POTATO! [Spoken] [Male Lead] A pursy?! Are you calling me a purse? I am Tazar the Beastmaster, not a fancy handbag! Oh, you guys are pulling my leg. You're making me go bananas! Let's do it right this time... ...PERCY! [Children] POTATO!!! [Male Lead] THAT'S IT! Hit the music! [Outro - Fast Tempo] [Male Lead] Percy, Percy, chippie time! Percy, Percy, feeling fine! Percy, Percy, chippie time! Percy, Percy, feeling fine! Munch, crunch... PERCY!
