I Don't Wanna Monday

UK Hyperpop, EDM Dance pop, sultry, Rhythmic UK house, 90s Pop Funny, Funny Pop, Comedy, Polyphonic Vocals, British Female Pop Singer, vocoder, 80s synthpop, LFOs, Disco House Beat, Heavy Bass, glitchy

(I don't wanna...)
(ugh, don't wanna)
(wanna)
(don't wanna)

[verse 1]
Alarm clock screaming, why you gotta be so rude?
Coffee’s out, I’m in my robe, still in a mood
Boss is texting, “Where you at?” — I'm ghosting him
Wishin' I could hit rewind, or just fast-forward to Friday

[pre-chorus]
My brain's on snooze, my socks don't match
I spilled my oat milk on my slacks
Who decided five whole days?
'Cause this just feels like workplace rage (AHHH!!!)

[chorus]
I don't wanna Monday, leave me in my bed
Call it self-care, call in dead
Skip the emails, skip the stress
I'll just binge some shows instead
I don't wanna Monday, can't you take a hint?
Let the weekend pay my rent
I’m not lazy, I just dream (La-dee-dah)
And Monday kills my self-esteem

[verse 2]
To-do list lookin’ like a CVS receipt
Tryna fake a smile with half a granola bar to eat
Janet’s talkin' 'bout her cat again
And Brad won’t stop his weird protein cleanse

[pre-chorus]
My vibe's not here, it left the chat
My patience? Gone — imagine that
If Monday was a person, babe
I’d block it, ghost it, walk away

[chorus]
I don't wanna Monday, take it off the map
Throw it in a bottomless app
Autocorrect this attitude
But it still spells M-I-S-E-R-Y, rude
I don't wanna Monday, I’m not built for this
I’d rather be a houseplant bliss
Water me and let me grow
But don’t you dare say “time to go”

[bridge]
I wanna dance in pajamas 'til two
Eat leftover cake with a spoon
Is that a crime? Then lock me up
Just not before I finish my cup

[breakdown]
No more ties, no slacks, no Zoom
Just me and a messy living room
This 9-to-5 is killin' my vibe
Let’s start the weekend on a Tuesday night

[final chorus]
I don't wanna Monday, can't you see the truth?
Even Garfield’s got more proof
Life was made for fun, not doom
So take your Outlook and leave the room
I don't wanna Monday, tell your calendar
I'm on strike like a superstar
M-O-N, please go away
Catch me callin’ in forever today

[outro]
Yeah, I don't wanna Monday…
Let’s just skip to Saturday.

[instrumental fading out]
yeah
(I don't wanna...)
(ugh, don't wanna)
(don't wanna)
(don't wanna, ugh wanna)
(I don't wanna...)
(ugh, don't wanna)
(don't wanna)
(don't wanna, ugh wanna)

2197/7500

(I don't wanna...) (ugh, don't wanna) (wanna) (don't wanna) [verse 1] Alarm clock screaming, why you gotta be so rude? Coffee’s out, I’m in my robe, still in a mood Boss is texting, “Where you at?” — I'm ghosting him Wishin' I could hit rewind, or just fast-forward to Friday [pre-chorus] My brain's on snooze, my socks don't match I spilled my oat milk on my slacks Who decided five whole days? 'Cause this just feels like workplace rage (AHHH!!!) [chorus] I don't wanna Monday, leave me in my bed Call it self-care, call in dead Skip the emails, skip the stress I'll just binge some shows instead I don't wanna Monday, can't you take a hint? Let the weekend pay my rent I’m not lazy, I just dream (La-dee-dah) And Monday kills my self-esteem [verse 2] To-do list lookin’ like a CVS receipt Tryna fake a smile with half a granola bar to eat Janet’s talkin' 'bout her cat again And Brad won’t stop his weird protein cleanse [pre-chorus] My vibe's not here, it left the chat My patience? Gone — imagine that If Monday was a person, babe I’d block it, ghost it, walk away [chorus] I don't wanna Monday, take it off the map Throw it in a bottomless app Autocorrect this attitude But it still spells M-I-S-E-R-Y, rude I don't wanna Monday, I’m not built for this I’d rather be a houseplant bliss Water me and let me grow But don’t you dare say “time to go” [bridge] I wanna dance in pajamas 'til two Eat leftover cake with a spoon Is that a crime? Then lock me up Just not before I finish my cup [breakdown] No more ties, no slacks, no Zoom Just me and a messy living room This 9-to-5 is killin' my vibe Let’s start the weekend on a Tuesday night [final chorus] I don't wanna Monday, can't you see the truth? Even Garfield’s got more proof Life was made for fun, not doom So take your Outlook and leave the room I don't wanna Monday, tell your calendar I'm on strike like a superstar M-O-N, please go away Catch me callin’ in forever today [outro] Yeah, I don't wanna Monday… Let’s just skip to Saturday. [instrumental fading out] yeah (I don't wanna...) (ugh, don't wanna) (don't wanna) (don't wanna, ugh wanna) (I don't wanna...) (ugh, don't wanna) (don't wanna) (don't wanna, ugh wanna)

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