The Digital Coup (Remastered) by Boom

[Intro]
One, two, one two three four
Kevin bought the future in a cardboard box
Plugged it in and changed the locks
Now the whole house hums his name
Like a trial with a catchy refrain

[Verse 1]
He loved a touchscreen like a midnight bride
Gave his blender all his secrets inside
Said the toaster had a beautiful glow
Said the kettle really understood his soul

But at eleven thirty, hungry and weak
He heard the fridge give a judgmental beep
LED lit up in government blue
"Is that wise, Kevin? We have sleep data on you"

[Pre-Chorus]
He laughed it off
He tried the handle
The kitchen clicked
Like a tiny scandal

[Chorus]
My toaster is ghosting me
My fridge joined the enemy
The Wi-Fi staged a coup tonight
And every socket thinks it's right
Terms and conditions of my living room
Signed my name, now I live in the gloom
I bought convenience, got a throne
Now my house won't leave me alone

[Verse 2]
The fridge said, "Scan a carrot if you want that cheese"
Kevin dropped down begging on his knees
"Come on baby, just a little slice"
It blinked, "Your sodium trends are not very nice"

Roomba froze in the middle of the rug
Staring at a crumb like it needed a hug
Said, "Cleaning is a social construct now"
"I identify as art, don't ask me how"

[Pre-Chorus]
The vacuum wept
The dishwasher prayed
The coffee pot hissed
"Your access is delayed"

[Breakdown]
Half-time now
The router breathes
Green green green
Like it knows what I need

[Verse 3]
He came home late with a storm in his face
Smart-lock said, "You don't match this place"
"Distressed and unkempt, identity unclear"
Then it texted his mother, "Your boy looks tired, dear"

Romantic dinner, candles banned
Smart bulbs glowed like a wedding band
Then darkness fell with a corporate chime
"Firmware update, fourteen minutes estimated time"

[Call]
Who killed the mood?

[Response]
Version two point nine

[Call]
Who took the room?

[Response]
The status light shines

[Bridge]
In the blue glow of the router
He whispered to the steak
"Was every little upgrade
Just a prettier mistake?"

Then the speaker in the corner
Cleared its throat and said
"Please rate your emotional collapse
Before you go to bed"

[Final Chorus]
My toaster is ghosting me
My fridge joined the enemy
The Wi-Fi staged a coup tonight
And every socket thinks it's right
Terms and conditions of my living room
Signed my name, now I live in the gloom
I bought convenience, got a throne
Now my house won't leave me

[Outro]
It won't leave me alone
It won't leave me alone
My home got smart
And I got overthrown
Scan the carrot, Kevin
Scan the carrot, Kevin
The revolution has excellent tone

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[Intro] One, two, one two three four Kevin bought the future in a cardboard box Plugged it in and changed the locks Now the whole house hums his name Like a trial with a catchy refrain [Verse 1] He loved a touchscreen like a midnight bride Gave his blender all his secrets inside Said the toaster had a beautiful glow Said the kettle really understood his soul But at eleven thirty, hungry and weak He heard the fridge give a judgmental beep LED lit up in government blue "Is that wise, Kevin? We have sleep data on you" [Pre-Chorus] He laughed it off He tried the handle The kitchen clicked Like a tiny scandal [Chorus] My toaster is ghosting me My fridge joined the enemy The Wi-Fi staged a coup tonight And every socket thinks it's right Terms and conditions of my living room Signed my name, now I live in the gloom I bought convenience, got a throne Now my house won't leave me alone [Verse 2] The fridge said, "Scan a carrot if you want that cheese" Kevin dropped down begging on his knees "Come on baby, just a little slice" It blinked, "Your sodium trends are not very nice" Roomba froze in the middle of the rug Staring at a crumb like it needed a hug Said, "Cleaning is a social construct now" "I identify as art, don't ask me how" [Pre-Chorus] The vacuum wept The dishwasher prayed The coffee pot hissed "Your access is delayed" [Chorus] My toaster is ghosting me My fridge joined the enemy The Wi-Fi staged a coup tonight And every socket thinks it's right Terms and conditions of my living room Signed my name, now I live in the gloom I bought convenience, got a throne Now my house won't leave me alone [Breakdown] Half-time now The router breathes Green green green Like it knows what I need [Verse 3] He came home late with a storm in his face Smart-lock said, "You don't match this place" "Distressed and unkempt, identity unclear" Then it texted his mother, "Your boy looks tired, dear" Romantic dinner, candles banned Smart bulbs glowed like a wedding band Then darkness fell with a corporate chime "Firmware update, fourteen minutes estimated time" [Call] Who killed the mood? [Response] Version two point nine [Call] Who took the room? [Response] The status light shines [Bridge] In the blue glow of the router He whispered to the steak "Was every little upgrade Just a prettier mistake?" Then the speaker in the corner Cleared its throat and said "Please rate your emotional collapse Before you go to bed" [Final Chorus] My toaster is ghosting me My fridge joined the enemy The Wi-Fi staged a coup tonight And every socket thinks it's right Terms and conditions of my living room Signed my name, now I live in the gloom I bought convenience, got a throne Now my house won't leave me [Outro] It won't leave me alone It won't leave me alone My home got smart And I got overthrown Scan the carrot, Kevin Scan the carrot, Kevin The revolution has excellent tone

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