Bee Got Beef

BEE GOT BEEF 🐝 [INTRO] (News Anchor) Breaking News… A Spark driver was attacked today… Not by traffic… Not by a customer… But by one emotionally unstable bee. “BRO… WHAT?!” ⸻ [VERSE 1] Clocked in early, sun cookin’ my brain, Florida heat got me goin’ insane. One-eighty groceries, stack ’em sky high, Storm on my bumper, black clouds in the sky. Feet soaked through from the pouring rain, Still droppin’ orders, still in the game. Gate won’t open, phone won’t ring, Everybody confused but it’s somehow my thing. Old man cruisin’ at golf cart speed, Took forever just to let me leave. Thought I survived all the chaos today… Florida said… “Not so fast.” ⸻ [PRE-CHORUS] Windows down… Music loud… Beach breeze blowin’… Finally vibin’… Then outta nowhere… BZZZZZZ… ⸻ [CHORUS] A BEE GOT BEEF! Flew in my ride like he rented the seat. Hit the door… THUNK! Landed right on me. Bro… What was the emergency? I would’ve rolled the window down… You would’ve been free. Instead you stung the only person Who would’ve rescued thee. Now we both stressed… Now we both shook… You chose violence… Should’ve looked. ⸻ [VERSE 2] Windows down… Cruisin’ by the beach. Little homie caught himself a free front seat. Hit the inside of the door… Didn’t know where he at… Next thing I know, He sittin’ on my lap. Didn’t even check the room… Didn’t use his eyes… Had four open windows… Could’ve flew outside. Instead he landed, Picked my leg today… Said, “I’m scared…” Then stung me anyway. I’m crossin’ the bridge, Tryna stay alive, Lookin’ for a bee while I’m tryna drive. One hand on the wheel, One hand in the air… Like… “WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE?!” ⸻ [BRIDGE] If you would’ve chilled… I’d have set you free. I ain’t got no beef With no honeybee. You panicked first… Then picked a fight… Buddy… Your navigation wasn’t right. ⸻ [FINAL CHORUS] Storm got beef… Heat got beef… Customers got beef… Gate codes got beef… Support got beef… NOW THE BEES GOT BEEF! Florida wake up every mornin’ Spinnin’ some invisible wheel… “Let’s see… Heat stroke? Nah… Floods? Already did that. Lightning? Save it for later. … Bee attack… While she’s crossing the bridge.” “Perfect.” ⸻ [OUTRO] Tomorrow… I’m wearin’ football pads. Helmet. Knee pads. Bee insurance. ’Cause at this point… If a pelican steals my groceries… I ain’t even gonna question it. 🐝🌴😂