[intro guitar riff, Hirajōshi scale] [Melody] For what is a happy life? What is true bliss? Without joy and laughter. what hope is there for a bright future? [verse 1] so I must ask, do you know? what did Edison say? Upon discovering electricitay? Twas a shocking Discoveray? [Guitar plays Hirajōshi sharp scale] [melody] Laughter and joy, Nothing can topple, it's hearty and pure! Spread the laughs, we aren't a toy! Chuckle hysterical, Hearts' true Cure. [Guitar plays Hirajōshi sharp scale] [Verse 2] What does electrician say, when electricuted? Boy, that really hertz! How does the storm munk pray? by saying his daily ohms-whoaa awhoa! [Melody] For what is pure happiness? Where do you find your kindness? Without joy and laughter. what hope is there for a bright future? [Guitar plays Hirajōshi B sharp scale] [verse 3] What of the joke about the building? sorry, that's still under construction. The best jokes are those with a pun. can't you see, anyone can have so much fun! [melody] Why not crack a smile? Nothing can topple, it's hearty and pure! Laughter will last ya far past a mile! Chuckle hysterical, Hearts' true Cure. [verse 4] Last one, before I'll be a tree, and leaf. Do you know why corn can't laugh? They can't hear, they lost their ears. I thought that joke was a-maze-ing [outro, Guitar plays Hirajōshi A sharp scale] [outro, melody] For what is a happy life? What is true bliss? Without joy and laughter. what hope is there for a bright future? So let's spread the joy. (laughs warmly) have fun y'all.
