Revengers Assemble! (Protest Ballad Version) F 244 V4 BST

[To everyone who’s ever dreamed of sweet, ridiculous, over-the-top revenge - but settled for just rolling their eyes instead. May your imaginary justice be swift, stylish, and absolutely cinematic.😂🤣 - Mira & Kevin] [Special thanks to Suno song creator Ande @epicshoegaze220 for the inspiration of their style choices] [Intro: Instrumental] [Verse] They took the last slice, left the ice trays bare, Spilled my secrets like they just didn’t care. Then ghosted my texts and stole my best pen, Oh, my dearest friend, so this is how it ends [Pre-Chorus] I won’t key your precious car - (yet) I won’t burn your name in regret - (yet) But I might just rearrange your desk, Clip your Switch and leave you stressed. [Chorus] REVENGERS ASSEMBLE! No mercy tonight, I'm petty, I'm, patient, but I always do it right. Not toxic, just tactical, just call it your fate, Might not be today, but oh, just you wait! [Verse] Set your alarm clock five minutes behind, Move your mug just out of sight. You think you’re safe? Oh, how naive! Check your pants before you leave... [Pre-Chorus] I won’t mess up your WiFi (yet) Won’t swap your sugar with salt - (yet) But don’t think I forgot, oh no, not a chance, It’s all becoming part of 'the dance'. [Chorus] REVENGERS ASSEMBLE! No mercy tonight, I'm petty, I'm patient, but I always do it right. No fists, nor flames, just a well-placed scheme, I'll haunt your days like a nightmare dream. [Bridge: dramatic pause] (Spoken, sinister whisper) "Checkmate." [Final Chorus] REVENGERS ASSEMBLE! You thought we were through?! Your coffee tastes strange? Yeah, I might’ve 'helped' too. Not evil, just EVEN, a game well played, And best served cold, that’s the rule I obey. [Outro] "Or just maybe… I did nothing at all..."