(Verse 1) Yo, they call me Bigfoot, king of hide-and-seek, Been dodging cameras for like seventy weeks, Every blurry photo got the internet shook, Meanwhile I'm in the forest reading a book. People buying gadgets, thermal scopes and drones, Trying to find my cabin made of sticks and cones, You think I'd get caught after all these years? I hear you coming from about six miles, cheers. (Chorus) I'm Bigfoot, big feet, big attitude, Living in the woods with a peaceful mood, Everybody searching but they ain't got a clue, Cause I'm standing right behind them saying, "How do you do?" Bigfoot! Legend of the pines! Bigfoot! Avoiding all the signs! Bigfoot! Hiding in plain sight! Then I steal your campsite snacks at night! (Verse 2) Got a fan club bigger than a movie star, People making podcasts from their parked-up cars, "Was that a footprint?" Nah, that was Steve, My cousin wears size twenty-three, believe. Some folks think I'm alien, some think ape, One guy said I came through a government gate, Bro, I'm just hairy and I like to roam, Quit writing documentaries about my home. I saw a hunter once creeping through the brush, He saw me wave and nearly dropped his lunch, Started running so fast he lost one boot, Now I use it as a flower pot, that's cute. (Bridge) I've got squirrels paying rent in acorns and seeds, A raccoon accountant handling all my needs, A bear owes me money from a poker game, But every winter he pretends he forgot my name. (Breakdown) Who stole the marshmallows? (Bigfoot!) Who borrowed your canoe? (Bigfoot!) Who photobombed your selfie? (Bigfoot!) But it'll still come out blurry too! (Final Chorus) I'm Bigfoot, still chilling in the trees, Watching humans argue on TV, Half say real, half say fake, Meanwhile I'm eating pancakes by the lake. Bigfoot! Mystery of the land! Bigfoot! Got maple syrup on my hands! Bigfoot! Never getting caught, dude! Now excuse me, I've got berries and an attitude!
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