🎶 VINNE'S DOUGHNUTS JINGLE 🎶 (To the tune of an upbeat, 50s diner jingle — imagine something like a retro-catchy soda shop ad) 🎵 Come on down to Vinne’s, it’s the place to go, Whether you’re in Jita or dodgin’ gatecamp show! From Thera to Rens, we’ve got the glaze, Even Sleepers stop by in a sugar haze! We got holes that’re deep, holes that’re tight, Wormholes so dirty, they don’t see the light! Class Five to Six, or a fresh K162, We’ll serve up a jelly while you probe that goo! Vinne’s feeds the W-H-P-D, Discounts for the cops keep 'em full and free! So if you're patrollin’ or just stuck in a rut, Get a hot pink ring in your hungry gut! (Bridge - spoken sexy whisper) "We don’t care if your hole's collapsed, baby... we like it messy." 🎵 So bring your pod, bring your clone, From Amarr to Dodixie, make our shop your own! We’re slingin’ sprinkles in null and low, Even Drifters line up for our sugar flow! 🎵 Vinne’s Doughnuts — “No hole too unstable.”
