This just in: The search continues today for Mr. Frowns, last seen on January second. His wife, a renowned magician, has vanished without a trace. Local authorities are actively seeking people of interest in this baffling case, including a Mr. Jonathan Kennedy. If you have any information about the whereabouts of these individuals, we urge you to contact the anonymous tip hotline displayed on your screen now Walked into my office, had the papers stacked up But this one case stood out to me, like a sore thumb It said he was missing for a while and that his wife had gone too But I looked at Frowns sad face and knew what I had to do A i Magician—a renowned magical being—has vanished without a trace during one of their latest acts. Authorities report that another man, Jonathan Kennedy, is believed to be involved and is now considered a possible accomplice in a homicide investigation. If you have any information regarding this case, please contact the Funk Police immediately." I been thinkin' I been thinkin' bout you This case isn't over I'll solve it for you Abracadaver everyone's here and Something's alive in the fire pit dear She told me then she could make me disappear Abracadaver everyone's here I won't stop searchin' (for you) Baby don't fear the Funk Police be workin' (oooh) I'm on the case and i'll walk with all grace to uncover the truth straight down to the root cause I been thinkin' I been thinkin' bout you This case isn't over I'll solve it for you Abracadaver everyone's here and Something's alive in the fire pit dear She told me then she could make me disappear Abracadaver everyone's here The Funk police have searched all of their residence in the past days and found all of them empty. Clean, as if nobody lived there. No furniture, nothing. It was all gone" Do you think they moved out of town together? The Funk Police believe the all may have been transported somewhere with with A-i magicians powers. But that is still to be determined. . . All the others turned the case but then I picked it up with grace cause I knew that look on your face was one carved from fate and there was just too much sadness on your plate for you to carry all this weight alone but no longer will you shoulder it for I have come to atone for my own Abracadaver everyone's here and Something's alive in the fire pit dear She told me then she could make me disappear Abracadaver everyone's here Abracadaver everyone's here and Something's alive in the fire pit dear She told me then she could make me disappear Abracadaver everyone's here Have no fear Mr. Frowns The Funk Police are here Have no fear Mr. Frowns The Funk Police are here I know you've got your differences but that's not what we fear It's our hearts~~~ oh our hearts~~~
