[Intro] [Verse 1] [Man 1] Keithy baby's got his first fish We've been here 15 minutes What do you reckon, Keith? [Call and Response] [Man 2] Hey, Barney I think I've found a new, found friend [Man 1] (A best mate?) [Man 2] My best mate! [Chorus] [Man 1] Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney [Bridge] [Man 1] He’s got that tiny silver twitch in the bucket Hands on his hips like he knows what he’s done Half a minute ago it was all just waiting Now he’s grinning like he’s become someone [Chorus] [Man 1] Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney [Verse 2] [Man 2] Barney's a good bloke, yeah, he's always been But the stories he tells, I've heard 'em before He's stuck in the past, same old bore [Chorus] [Man 1] Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney Barney's old news, mate You're old news, Barney [Outro] [Man 2] Hey, Barney I think I've found a new, found friend [Man 1] (A best mate?) [Man 2] My best mate! [Man 2] I think I've found a new, found friend [Man 1] (A best mate?) [Man 2] My best mate!
